I really hope this isn't a case, sir, of you being Cybersuicidal.But this five day wait from getting the appointment to delivery is nearly as bad as the previous 1,600 days combined.
48 hours to go
GAH
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UPDATE
Picked it up today!
Woo Hoo!
sloppy, sloppy condition at delivery.
ugh
Windshield (inside) is disastrously dirty.
There’s a smeary film over most of it.
when the sun hits it directly, I cannot see ANYTHING - super dangerous.
Body panels have some sort of splattery overspray on them that doesn’t wipe off - it just smears around.
Hood is covered in the rail dust rust spots.
I’ll BKF the entire truck, so whatever.
A rubber seal along tonneau is flipping loose (service dept closed, so couldn’t fix on the spot).
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Wife heard a loud noise while driving a main road (60 mph), so we pulled over to check.
The large upper panel on the driver’s side in the bed flew off and, thankfully, remained in the bed.
Otherwise, it’s great.
Heck, it’s great even with these issues.
The tires and wheels look GREAT in person.
Now… for the ugly.
Two of the Delivery/Advisor employees were with my wife and me as we walked around the truck inspecting it.
I noticed a little pit/divet or something on the tailgate.
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I licked my left thumb, and tried to rub the spot to see if it was actually a divet or just some stray adhesive or something…
OUCH! Crap
I jerked my arm back and the employees chuckled jokingly saying this thing can be dangerous.
I, too, thought it was a little slice like a paper cut…
Until the blood started pouring.
A lot of blood…
HOT MESS
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The two employees scrambled and took off to find something to help stop the bleeding.
The puddle of blood was more than twice that size by the time I was able to get it bandaged.
After wrapping it up tightly, wiping off, and washing up, I was able to complete delivery.
A few hours passed without bleeding through the bandage, so I figured the gash closed up and it would be fine.
I unwrapped my wrist and BOOM - spurts of blood all over the kitchen island…
which leaves me here, at the ER.
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yay for me
I wonder if Tesla has heard about this incident and if they are going to investigate their production line. I have an invitation, and this has made me hesitate to pull the trigger.
he has a sharp tongueWhat exactly happened? You "licked your thumb" and then somehow almost cut your hand off? I don't get it.
They are going to need to address this somehow or they are leaving themselves wide open for lawsuits. If they dont do anything every idiot and "slippin Jimmy" is gonna be cutting themselves on cybertrucks to get a payday. In addition to the more legitimate injuries. Personally I am fairly libertarian and support tort reform so I think that this is stupid but this is the world we live in. Also it will be annoying to have to tell everyone to be careful not to cut themselves on the doors.I too hope Tesla does a serious investigation. Some ICE vehicle makers have had to do recalls of 100s thousands of vehicles because of people being injured by sharp edges .
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Ford recalling more than 300,000 Explorers over sharp seats
Yes, people have injured their hands
Reuters
Sep 13th 2019
https://www.autoblog.com/2019/09/13/ford-explorer-recall-sharp-seat-edge/
Ford recalls some vehicles due to sharp seat frame edge
More than 23,000 2017 Ford Explorer vehicles are being recalled in Canada
The Associated Press · Posted: Sep 13, 2019
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/2017-ford-explorer-vehicle-recall-1.5282283
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Hyundai recalling over 91,000 Sonata sedans due to... sharp chrome door handles?!
Chris Shunk
May 26th 2009
https://www.autoblog.com/2009/05/26/hyundai-recalling-over-91-000-sonata-sedans-due-to-sharp-chro/
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Recall by Volkswagen Canada & Volkswagen Australia
2013-2019 Volkswagen Golf / GTi / Golf R / Mk7 / Alltrack
The trim around the gear select lever had a sharp edge that resulted in several customers receiving cuts or gouges to hand/fingers.
This part was replaced. Volkswagen
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