out of 187,130 posts on this forum, this is the piece of wisdom I wish someone shared with me when I was single. Someone probably did and I dismissed it as a joke. Not so funny now.We all know he is not getting one for many reasons.
First being his wife's consistent "no you are not"
I think she was cut off too early by the kid. I think what she was TRYING to say was; "There is NO WAY that you are missing out on an opportunity to get something that will make you that happy. But if you choose to get one, I'm relieved from doing that thing I do for you on your birthday."When I hear "no way", it sounds a lot like "yes way".