UNOFFICIAL: The 100th Cybertruck Has Been Completed at Giga Texas!

[Cyberman]

Meanwhile, can you ask your sources why they’re consistently having to duct tape the hoods shut?

they’ve done this on basically all the transport units (different methods used, but almost all of them taped shit one way or another)

One time, in 1923, a hood flew open during transport just about wrecking the car, and because they tried to backcharge the driver/loader, the union insisted from now on all hoods get taped down...

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[TyPope]

And what the heck?

Meanwhile, can you ask your sources why they’re consistently having to duct tape the hoods shut?

they’ve done this on basically all the transport units (different methods used, but almost all of them taped shit one way or another)

Hmm... My wife forgot to lock her Model Y. We have a kick sensor for the rear hatch. Some animal ran under the car and tripped the sensor so the hatch opened. She didn't see it until lunch time. All was safe. She works in a secured facility.

Anyway, stick with me here.

What if the Cybertruck comes with a kick sensor for the frunk and they don't lock the vehicles during transport so they are worried some kind of road debris would trigger the frunk to open while going down the highway?

(This wouldn't be a problem while driving because it's locked when the vehicle is in drive.)

 

[cvalue13]

they don't lock the vehicles during transport

if they dont lock the vehicles during transport, then I'm very disappointed in the folks taking photos of these parked overnight in motel parking lots!

 

[fritter63]

The burnt mark on the passenger door is when they were testing out the "not a flamethrower" accessory for heat penetration.

NAH, just testing it for some of the rougher urban areas......

 

[EVSport7]

https://insideevs.com/news/683866/has-tesla-built-100-cybertruck-electric-pickups-already/

Already?
Tesla pundit Matthew Donegan-Ryan claims the figure is accurate but does not want to disclose his sources.

This guy is the ultimate CT info grifter

 

[anionic1]

See ya later Rivian and Ford. CT is comin’ in hot!

 

[Chip Geek]

Maybe that isn't duct tape. Maybe it's giant, tamper-indicating security tape, put on to make sure they know if anyone has opened a frunk and taken a bunch of hi-rez photos. That might not be able to keep the cat in the frunk (er...bag), but at least they'd know if it was let out!

Would that be Schrodinger's Cat ?

 

[wtibbit]

Would that be Schrodinger's Cat ?

That's a thought.

Maybe Schrödinger's rear window is hiding under all that tint and orders not to photograph the back seat. Until it's observed the rear window is just a wave function that exists in all possible states. When someone finally looks at it, the function will collapse into a window that opens or a window that won't open. Yeah! and maybe Schrödinger's mid gate is in there, too!

 

[CyberGus]

Schrödinger and Heisenberg get pulled over. "Where were you going in such a hurry?" asked the cop. Heisenberg says "I can tell you which direction I was going, or my speed, but not both at the same time."

Unsatisfied, the cop proceeds to search the vehicle. "Oh my God, did you know there's a dead cat in your frunk??"

"Pffft!" scoffs Schrödinger, "well I do now!"

 

[Cyberman]

Schrödinger and Heisenberg get pulled over. "Where were you going in such a hurry?" asked the cop. Heisenberg says "I can tell you which direction I was going, or my speed, but not both at the same time."

Unsatisfied, the cop proceeds to search the vehicle. "Oh my God, did you know there's a dead cat in your frunk??"

"Pffft!" scoffs Schrödinger, "well I do now!"

Is that what happened to Schrodinger's wife?

 

[CyberGus]

Is that what happened to Schrodinger's wife?

Yes. And no.

 

[Coolbreeze704]

https://insideevs.com/news/683866/has-tesla-built-100-cybertruck-electric-pickups-already/

Already?
Tesla pundit Matthew Donegan-Ryan claims the figure is accurate but does not want to disclose his sources.

This guy is the ultimate CT info grifter

I am NOT a violent person but sometimes there are those faces you feel deep inside you just want to punch.

I am sorry for this deviation from my just want to have fun and enjoy the Cybertruck forum persona but I'm just being honest and transparent. Please forgive me.

Not sarcasm disclosure.

 

[cvalue13]

Tesla pundit Matthew Donegan-Ryan claims the figure is accurate but does not want to disclose his sources.

This guy is the ultimate CT info grifter

he read it on another influenza’s xwitter

While back someone asked the wise sage what he does for a living

he responded “I sell companies”

this sounded odd to me bc I had looked at his linkedin back when his influenza persona started - that didn’t ring a bell

curious about my faded memory more than anything I pulled linkedin back up, and he has a corporate event planing business

ever since, I’ve wondered if he’s a secret M&A advisor, or instead if he invisions well planned corporate events as a sort of “selling” (the image) of the company

how does he find the time to do all that AND be “The Tesla Whisperer”

 

[ricinro]

and this ....

 

[Cyberman]

and this ....

Coinky-dink? Perhaps not!

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