CyberGus
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- Gus
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The geezers like me on this forum will remember “full service” gas stations where an attendant pumped the gas for you. (Still the law in NJ and Oregon.) The arguments made by auto dealers defending their own existence sound very familiar…
You need us!
No we don’t.
We protect you!
No you don’t.
We’re worth the extra cost!
No you’re not.
Think of all the jobs!
They’re shit jobs that provide nothing to society.
We help keep your money local!
Sure, by taking it out of our pockets.
It’s the law!
Gee, I wonder how that happened.
It’s for your own good!
We got it from here, thanks.
You need us!
No we don’t.
We protect you!
No you don’t.
We’re worth the extra cost!
No you’re not.
Think of all the jobs!
They’re shit jobs that provide nothing to society.
We help keep your money local!
Sure, by taking it out of our pockets.
It’s the law!
Gee, I wonder how that happened.
It’s for your own good!
We got it from here, thanks.
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