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Would using the “Easy out mode” help
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There are SO many Dad jokes in this nutty thread about balls getting stuck. Makes me proud to be a CT owner. “Nutty”. . . Get it? . . See what I did there? . .
 

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My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. 😈

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My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. 😈
Can you post a photo of the affected area?
 


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Following this thread with interest as I have exceptionally big balls, making this a serious area of concern.
 

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dude. you drive a CT. balls so big they should be riding shotgun.
 

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My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. 😈

Edit: Third day now, all good, no need for a recall, at least not this time.
There is a surgical procedure which will lift; maybe cheaper than redoing the seats.
 


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Have you tried using the CyberBallz protector?
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There is a surgical procedure which will lift; maybe cheaper than redoing the seats.
Thanks for letting me know, but I don't think it's the lift problem, maybe being skinny has something to do with it...
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