My Cybertruck has been a real ball crusher, literally...

[Late_Refustration]

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[Stuck4ger]

Any issues with them slapping the brake pedal because regen is so strong?

 

[mark555055c]

"CNN sources reporting a new critical issue with the Tesla Cybertruck: male infertility due to dangerous seat design."

 

[REM]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. ?

Better situation than me, I keep getting my willy tangled up in the brake pedal!

Oh well, guess I'll just stop wearing shorts. again. ?

 

[Flaunt]

I am legit a urologist and own a CT. This made me laugh out loud

 

[codeater]

I am legit a urologist and own a CT. This made me laugh out loud

Great, my balls didn't suffer for nothing!

 

[codeater]

Any issues with them slapping the brake pedal because regen is so strong?

Not at the moment, I'll report back in the future.

 

[SteelMyHeart]

Put on the seat cooling feature before you get out. They should retract upwards in response ....problem solved...it's science.

 

[codeater]

Put on the seat cooling feature before you get out. They should retract upwards in response ....problem solved...it's science.

Great idea, I request this feature to turn on the seat cooling before reaching destination, and name it "egg saver mode"

 

[SteelMyHeart]

Great idea, I request this feature to turn on the seat cooling before reaching destination, and name it "egg saver mode"

When you turn the cooled seat to level 3

 

[tmeyer3]

I've been good in this department lol. I think OP is trying to tell us something really important...

 

[M0unt41nm4n]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. ?

You wouldn't happen to be Miss Mann? You may just not wanna wear a skirt and you may be good to go?

 

[Killlbox]

Oh boy, I’m loving this thread but it’s soooooooooo getting deleted ??

 

[codeater]

You wouldn't happen to be Miss Mann? You may just not wanna wear a skirt and you may be good to go?

LOL isn't that gonna make it worse?

 

[codeater]

Oh boy, I’m loving this thread but it’s soooooooooo getting deleted ??

This is a very serious thread

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