My Cybertruck has been a real ball crusher, literally...

[Treynor]

This is a very serious thread

“Serious”? I think this thread is nuts.

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[Qball]

Put on the seat cooling feature before you get out. They should retract upwards in response ....problem solved...it's science.

Excellent idea, they should detect that a male drive and automatically blast cold air when nearing the destination. The only questions is should this feature called? Balls saver mode?

 

[96Kopper02]

In all seriousness, as a physician I advise you to get checked out. With that being said, some of the comments on this thread have been fantastic.

 

[rtfitch]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. ?

II wish I HAD balls… After being married to my ex-wife, who had two demon spawn from hell, I had myself gelded. I was terrified of what might come from her loins if we reproduced—the resulting offspring would probably have hair on the palms of their hands and drink out of the toilet. Thank me, America—humanity has been saved!

 

[codeater]

II wish I HAD balls… After being married to my ex-wife, who had two demon spawn from hell, I had myself gelded. I was terrified of what might come from her loins if we reproduced—the resulting offspring would probably have hair on the palms of their hands and drink out of the toilet. Thank me, America—humanity has been saved!

I can't tell if you are joking or serious or both, but it's funny.

 

[codeater]

In all seriousness, as a physician I advise you to get checked out. With that being said, some of the comments on this thread have been fantastic.

How will they check it??? I don't want to imagine how that goes....

 

[CyberGus]

I hope Tesla doesn't issue a recall over this issue, I really don’t want a rivet installed

 

[MetalBonsai]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. ?

Everyone was so worried about trapping fingers in the frunk when the real danger was trapping balls in the seat.

Jokes aside... no issues here, but now I am terrified. Thanks a lot!

 

[Stuck4ger]

I hope Tesla doesn't issue a recall over this issue, I really don’t want a rivet installed

Hopefully it would match the rusted bolt that goes through my neck.

 

[rtfitch]

I can't tell if you are joking or serious or both, but it's funny.

BOTH

 

[Stuck4ger]

Finally, the one thread that @Crissa hasn’t weighed in on (although she probably would have some good advice)!

 

[FarAway]

If your ball crushing lasts longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

I think it says that on the label.

Paul,
Your avatar says it all....

 

[FarAway]

My balls have been hurting for 2 days now...

I don't know if anyone else has experienced this situation, or if it's just me. The fact that both sides of the seat are so sharply elevated has been causing trouble.

Whenever I get out of the truck, I tend to slide to the left to exit the seat, and sometimes it catches my balls. Two days ago, I had the worst incident, and it's still hurting a bit whenever I move around.

It should recover soon; it's getting better. I just want to see if anyone else has experienced the same soreness. Maybe people are too embarrassed to talk about it. ?

Might I suggest: "Cyberballs"

 

[CTSoFL]

I am legit a urologist and own a CT. This made me laugh out loud

Please tell us your license plate says "shaftman"

 

[CTSoFL]

“Serious”? I think this thread is nuts.

You sir, came to play.

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